Episode 120 Notes

 

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Banter:  Welcome to the First of the new year dadycast!  Hope everybody survived the over-commercialization that has become Christmas.  Our house looks like a bomb hit it…toys everywhere, bits of wrapping paper, empty boxes with instruction sheets hanging from them like so much confetti…who reads the friggin’ instructions, anyway?  The tree is still up, but we have a fire extinguisher nearby…the thing is pretty crispy right now.  A stray bit of sunshine through the window will probably touch off a firestorm in the living room!  But with all the rain we’re having ,that’s not much of a risk right now.  A huge rainstorm has descended on the west coast of the USA and is drenching us as I speak.  In fact, you can probably hear rain falling in the background, as the drops hit the sunroom.

 

My wife, bless her heart, was a trooper.  Even though she was in bed for the 2 days before Christmas, and most of Christmas Day, she still managed to smile a bit as our son tore through his gifts.  As for me, I got a really cool microphone boom.  Funny, I didn’t know Santa made professional audio gear – but hey – who am I to argue with the gift tag, huh?  I got an iDog – can’t say from who – not allowed.  Sorry.  Wanna say hi, there, iDog?

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Headlines:  Judge Halts Video Game Law in California, Teen Online buyer Beware, Don’t Let Them Kids Hibernate this Winter, Kids Will Outgrow Bedwetting (usually),  Got The Blues? You’ve Got Children!,  Survey Says: 9 percent of teens seriously depressed, Lamaze or not Lamaze? That is the question…and bunches more, after this…

 

 

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That PSA just gives me the creeps…

 

Don’t Believe the TYPE.  One in FIVE children online is sexually solicited.  Visit Cybertipline.com for more information on how to protect you and your family from the threat of online predators.

 

That’s a message from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, the Ad Council, and 101 uses for baby wipes.

 

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News:

Judge Halts Calif. Violent Video Game Law

 

A federal judge has temporarily blocked a new state law banning the sale or rental of violent video games to minors, saying a lawsuit challenging the measure was likely to prevail on grounds of free speech.

 

In a ruling late Wednesday, U.S. District Court Judge Ronald Whyte granted a preliminary injunction sought by the Encino-based Video Software Dealers Association and the Washington, D.C.-based Entertainment Software Association.

 

The industry groups 'were likely to succeed' in their lawsuit, the judge wrote.

 

At the least, he said, 'serious questions are raised concerning the state's ability to restrict minors' First Amendment rights in connection with exposure to violent video games, including the question of whether there is a causal connection between access to such games and psychological or other harm to children.'

 

The groups sued in October, naming Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, state Attorney General Bill Lockyer and other officials.

 

The law was set to go into effect Jan. 1. It bans retailers from selling or renting violent video games to those under age 18, imposes a $1,000 fine on violators and mandates stricter product labeling. It's similar to legislation that other states passed earlier this year after hidden sex scenes were discovered in the popular game 'Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.'

 

Schwarzenegger, who signed the measure into law Oct. 7 and contends it will help parents determine which video games are appropriate for their children, defended the law Thursday.

 

When the state presents its case, Schwarzenegger spokesman Vince Sollitto said, 'the court will have a full opportunity to understand why the governor and the Legislature believe the state has a compelling interest in protecting children from potential harm from exposure to extremely violent video games.'

 

The preliminary ruling marks a good sign for the video game industry.

 

'For the sixth time in five years, federal courts have now blocked or struck down these state and local laws seeking to regulate the sale of games to minors based on their content,' said Doug Lowenstein, president of the Entertainment Software Association.

 

The industry groups also sued this year in Illinois and Michigan, where laws were also passed to restrict video game sales to minors. A judge in Illinois recently ruled in favor of the video game industry, shooting down that state's law, but Illinois officials have vowed to appeal.

 

 

 

…So since the government seems unlikely to protect our kids from violent video games, it is ultimately OUR JOB to do so.  I find all of this so odd…the government has ruled that pornographic material cannot be purchased by minors, but yet we can sell video games that re-enact the same content that can be found in porno magazines?

 

This is not a FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUE!  Freedom of SPEECH is not infringed upon by keeping a child from BUYING a VIDEO GAME!  And as far as showing ‘causal harm’ to kids, there’s plenty of evidence to support that claim.  I’ve cited study after study on this podcast.  BUYING is not SPEAKING!

 

I hope that the state can win this one on appeal….next story….


Online Teen Shoppers May Miss Fraud Signs

 

Online shopping is booming and many marketers are targeting teens, a combination of trends that raises troubling issues for young shoppers during this holiday season.

 

Teens often overlook extra charges, such as shipping, that add to the cost of products, and might not detect offers that look too good to be true, says Rebecca Whitener, chief risk officer for Plano-based Electronic Data Systems Corp.

 

Many teens know more than their parents about using the Internet but 'they don't have as much experience recognizing fraud,' said Whitener, who often lectures at schools.

 

Whitener said teens tend to be looser than adults with passwords, often sharing them with friends, and may be less hesitant to question why a Web site asks for personal financial information, which could open them up to identity theft.

 

'A lot of times it's more information than the parents want their teens to be sharing,' she said.

 

Whitener and other experts say parents can limit their teens' financial exposure by giving them prepaid debit cards instead of credit cards for Internet and cell phone expenses. Many Web sites offer a toll-free number for shoppers who don't want to send their credit card numbers over the Internet.

 

Concern about online safety isn't limited to teens living at home either. Some college administrators are concerned about online communities in which students swap news and photos about themselves and their friends on Web sites such as Facebook.com and Myspace.com.  (I’ve reported stories like that right here on the daddycast)

 

Parents have another motive to monitor their children's online activity: Experts say teens are notorious for downloading free music and other files that sometimes contain viruses or spyware that can slow or damage the computer.

 

David Milman, chief executive of computer-repair franchise operator Rescuecom Corp., based in Syracuse, N.Y., said his technicians deal with the results of this activity all the time.

 

'Kids are going out and downloading free games, and they're going to Web sites where you can get free serial numbers and download copies of games and install them for free,' Milman said. 'The problem we find is as soon as you go to one of these crack Web sites, if you click on anything, they are loading spyware and viruses and evil software on your computer.'

 

Milman advised parents to install firewall, anti-spam programs and Internet-filtering software such as ContentProtect, CYBERsitter or Net Nanny.

 

 

…better yet – SUPERVISE WHAT YOUR KIDS DO ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE!  These kids are sophisticated computer users, and if mom and dad don’t understand enough aout computers, they sure aren’t gonna understand services like Cybersitter or NetNanny…or even know that their kids have figured out how to bypass those services!

 

If you have kids that want to shop online, the debit card thing is a good idea.  Pay ‘em their allowance into it…give ‘em some incentive…but PLEASE watch when your kids are doing e-commerce…’cause if you don’t, they WILL get ripped off!

 


Pediatricians Suggest Keeping Kids Active

By MICHAEL HILL

Associated Press Writer

 

It's cold. The noon sky is gray and the sledding hill is all ice. Dave Hilderbrandt stands at the crest, watching his 8-year-old daughter and her friend gleefully zoom down on their plastic sled.

 

Neither cold nor snow can keep the Hilderbrandts from getting regular exercise.

 

'We've been out here in blizzards,' said Hilderbrandt, a resident of this Albany suburb. 'Of course, we don't stay long.'

 

Keeping kids active when the weather is warm is child's play. But parents can have a hard time keeping them moving when ice crystals are forming on the windows. Even though winter weather can be a powerful inducement for kids to play Nintendo, watch TV and just generally hibernate, pediatricians say it is important to make the effort.

 

Researchers believe children burn about half as many calories in the winter as they do in the summer. Fitness expert Peter Rehor of Camosun College in British Columbia, Canada, said that while children tend to eat more in the winter, the larger problem is a decrease in activity.

 

Dips in wintertime activity are especially worrisome to pediatricians as they treat more overweight patients. Obesity among children and teenagers has more than doubled in the past 30 years.

 

Doctors say keeping kids active _ the sort of movement that gets a heart rate up _ is crucial year-round. Dr. Maddy Weiser, a pediatrician who runs Youth Movement Fitness Club in Bryn Mawr, Pa., suggests continuous movement for 45 to 60 minutes multiple times a week.

 

A big problem is that kids, though crackling with energy, often lack the self-discipline to regularly hit the treadmill or the Stairmaster.

 

One obvious answer is to get them bundled up and out the door. The Guilderland school district even sends a 'Go Out and Play!' brochure home with its elementary students in the winter, listing local places to ski, skate, snowshoe and sled, like the hill frequented by the Hilderbrandt family.

 

'There are some tricky months,' admitted Colleen Mickle, a physical education teacher at Guilderland Elementary School. 'But if it's not OK for snowshoeing and it's not OK for skiing, then it's good for hiking.'

 

The trick is to make it fun for kids, said Dr. Susan Adams, a St. Louis Children's Hospital pediatrician. She said parents can lead outdoor games such as snowball fights. Adams said time limits on TV, video and computer make it easier to keep kids active. She suggests keeping it under an hour for younger children.

 

If you think it's too cold outside, Adams and other pediatricians suggest taking kids to swim in an indoor pool, play indoor team sports such as volleyball or take up individual pursuits like karate. It doesn't have to cost money. Adams said that many cities have free recreation centers and that even a trip to the mall can be an opportunity to squeeze in some exercise.

 

'You take them up and down the stairs. You don't take elevators or the escalators,' she said. 'You power-walk them instead of just meandering along.'

 

Fitness experts stress that it is important for parents to stay positive about exercise and be a good role model _ don't tell your kids to go out in the cold if you're camped out on the couch, experts say. Go out with them.

 

'It's got to be something that gets the heart rate up,' Adams said, 'gets them sweating, gets them panting.'

 

 

…Not such a great idea when its raining, like today.  But still, good advice.  My son watches what I do – he’s at that age after all, and if I’m outside, he wants to be outside.  If I’m busy, he’s busy.  The problem is with his attention span…he gets bored easily.  Then park is the place to go for us.  Bring a good book, or your MP3 player, and go hang at the park with your kids.  C’mon, its not that hard to do…

 


Pediatricians: Most children will outgrow bedwetting

CANADA Dec. 27 -- Most children who wet the bed will outgrow it - and treatment may only be necessary if it's upsetting to the child, according to a recent report from the Canadian Pediatric Society (CPS). Approximately 10-15% of 5-year-olds and 6-8% of 8-year-olds wet the bed. According to the CPS, bedwetting is probably not due to a medical issue unless a child continues to wet the bed at least twice weekly past the age of five. However, the only way to appropriately determine its cause is to seek medical advice from a qualified healthcare provider. If bedwetting persists beyond age eight to ten, the group advises, psychological problems such as poor self esteem may be involved, making "reassurance, support, and avoidance of punishment and humiliation" particularly critical. Parents can take the following steps to help their children stay dry at night, the CPS states:

 

--make getting up at night to go to the bathroom a clear goal, and make the toilet easily accessible --stay away from excess fluids and caffeine-containing foods before bed

 

--have the child urinate before bedtime

 

--stop using diapers at night, although training pants may be appropriate

 

--have the child help clean up the wet bed in the morning "in a nonpunitive manner"

 

--and "preserve the child's self-esteem."

 

The most effective treatment for bedwetting is an alarm device that goes off when the child wets the bed, according to CPS. Although it cures bedwetting less than half the time, the group states, alarms can be helpful for older, motivated children with motivated families when simpler approaches don't work. The drug desmopressin is an effective short-term treatment for some children, and may be useful for camp or sleepovers, they add. Behavioral approaches such as rewards or waking the child to go to the bathroom can be helpful for some children, according to CPS, although they carry the risk of causing poor self-esteem in the child and frustrating the parents. Because bedwetting might be the result of a serious physical or emotional concern, parents are urged to speak with their child's pediatrician to determine the most appropriate approach for their family.

 

…And you would be amazed what you can find on the internet!  (well, maybe not – you found this show, you gotta be a bit sophisticated, don’t ‘ya) www.bedwettingstore.com has these alarms!  I never knew they existed.  I got quite an education from this site…they have all kinds of products, all designed to help break the habit – that’s what it is – a habit – of bedwetting.  My son has “accidents” maybe once a month.  Its usually our fault (i.e. the parents fault)…we forget to have him go to the bathroom right before bedtime.  Sometimes he gets real indignant – “I already went to the bathroom” – but its DADDY’s rule – go potty before bed!  Just like it’s a rule to go to bed at a certain time, and brush his teeth, etc. etc.

 

 

…This next story is about moms and dads…

 


Feeling the Holiday Blues? Then You Must Have Children

Newswise — Parenthood is not associated with enhanced mental health, and, in fact, is more likely to be associated with symptoms of depression, according to recently published sociological research. The research finds that parents of all types report more symptoms of depression than nonparents. In addition, the research confirms that certain types of parenthood are associated with more depression than others.

 

Unlike other major adult social roles in the United States, parenthood does not present a mental health advantage for individuals, find sociologists Ranae J. Evenson, Vanderbilt University, and Robin W. Simon, Florida State University. Their article, “Clarifying the Relationship between Parenthood and Depression,” appears in the December issue of the Journal of Health and Social Behavior, published by the 100-year-old American Sociological Association.

 

Their analyses are from the first wave of the National Survey of Families and Households, which was based a national probability sample of 13,000 U.S. adults. They oversampled blacks and Hispanics, single and recently married persons, and single and stepparents. Using 12 items from the Center for Epidemiological Studies Depression Scale, the researchers went beyond looking at emotional well-being and researched the relationship between parenthood and symptoms of depression.

 

“People with minor children at home, noncustodial children, adult children at home, and nonresidential stepchildren all report significantly more symptoms of depression than nonparents when controlling for sociodemographic factors,” say Evenson and Simon. “In fact, there is no type of parent in this national sample that reports less symptoms of depression than nonparents.”

 

The researchers did find variation in symptoms of depression among the different types of parents. Evenson and Simon find that married parents residing with their own minor children (under the age of 18) actually report less depression than many other types of parents.

 

Similarly, the researchers note that people with minor stepchildren in the household do not significantly differ from childless persons. Counterintuitive to cultural beliefs that stepparenthood leads to greater stress, Evenson and Simon find very little relative differences from nonparents. They conjecture that those with better mental health and better coping mechanisms may select their role as stepparents.

 

Although persons residing with minor stepchildren do not significantly differ from people living with their own minor children, parents who have noncustodial children, adult children at home, nonresidential adult children, and nonresidential adult stepchildren all report significantly higher symptom levels, say Evenson and Simon.

 

Also, in contrast to some prior studies, empty-nest parents are not less distressed than their childless counterparts with respect to depression.

 

While Evenson and Simon find marital status differences among parents, they find no gender differences in the association between parenthood and depression. These findings are inconsistent with earlier studies and with the assumption that parenthood is more consequential for women than men.

 

“Our finding that no gender differences exist in the associations between parenthood and depression symptoms contradicts the assumption that parenthood is more taxing on the emotional well-being of women,” say Evenson and Simon. “Although we did not find gender differences, our findings clearly show that certain types of parenthood are predominately male, such as noncustodial parents, whereas other types of parents are predominately female, such as single parents.”

 

In conclusion, the researchers note that while parenthood is currently not associated with enhanced mental health, there are types of parenthood with different consequences. According to Evenson and Simon, their “analyses clearly indicate that certain types of parenthood—particularly married parents with minor children in the household—are associated with less depression than other types of parenthood.”

 

…Well there ya go.  If you read only the headline and the first part of the story, you’d draw the conclusion that PARENTS are DEPRESSED.  It isn’t until you get into the heart of the story that you find out “Gee Whiz, campers, nuclear families have less depression”.  I’ve talked about shared parenting issues on the daddycast, and here is a study that confirms some of the bias in those custody battles.  Gender bias: NON-custodial = dad, “single parent”=mom.  Things that make ya go hmmm….Hey Teri, over at Feminst4fathers, you listening…?


9 Percent of Adolescents Experienced a Major Depressive Episode in the Past Year, Survey Finds

 

WASHINGTON, Dec. 29 /PRNewswire/ -- About 2.2 million adolescents ages 12 to 17 (9 percent) experienced at least one major depressive episode in the past year. These adolescents were more than twice as likely to have used illicit drugs in the past month than their peers who had not experienced a major depressive episode (21.2 percent compared with 9.6 percent). These findings were released this past week by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) from continued analysis of the 2004 National Survey on Drug Use and Health.

 

The survey includes questions to assess lifetime and past year major depressive episodes. A major depressive episode is defined using the diagnostic criteria in the 4th edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV). These criteria specify a period of two weeks or longer during which there is either depressed mood or loss of interest or pleasure and at least four other symptoms that reflect a change in functioning, such as problems with sleep, eating, energy, concentration and self-image.

 

"These new data serve as a wake-up call to parents. Mental health is a critical part of the overall health and wellbeing of their children," said SAMHSA Administrator Charles Curie. "If parents have concerns about their child's behavior or emotions, they should discuss their concerns with their doctors, teachers, counselors, social workers, spiritual advisors, friends, or relatives who know about child development and mental health. Ask for help in finding out what the problem is and where to get services. Unfortunately, less than half of these children received any help for their depression."

 

In the survey, treatment for depression is defined as seeing or talking to a medical doctor or other health professional or taking prescription medication for depression.

 

The report, "Depression Among Adolescents," found that older teens are more likely than younger teens to experience a major depressive episode in the past year. An estimated 12.3 percent of adolescents ages 16 or 17 suffered a major depressive episode in the past year compared to 9 percent of those ages 14 or 15 and 5.4 percent of those ages 12 or 13.

 

An estimated 21.2 percent of adolescents ages 12 to 17 who suffered a major depressive episode in the past year reported past month illicit drug use compared to 9.6 percent of those who did not. Similarly, 28.4 percent of those teens suffering a major depressive episode in the past year reported past month alcohol use, compared to 16.5 percent of teens who did not report a major depressive episode in the past year. Almost one quarter (22.8 percent) of adolescents ages 12 to 17 who experienced a major depressive episode in the past year used cigarettes in the past month compared to 10.7 percent without a major depressive episode.

 

Wow 9 percent – that’s pretty significant.  I think that we as parents are in the best position at determining whether our kids need to seek professional help.  And if your kid is using drugs or alcohol, there may be a reason other than peer pressure or curiosity.  So If you find your kids have been “experimenting” with drugs or alcohol, try and keep cool, and think about whether your kids are in a depressed state and looking for a way out.

 

 

…remember to breathe…breathe…

 

 

 


Coaching women during childbirth has little impact

Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:53 PM ET

 

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Pregnant women coached through their first delivery do not fare much better than those who just do what feels natural, according to a study released on Friday.

 

Researchers at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center found that women who were told to push 10 seconds for every contraction gave birth 13 minutes faster than those who were not given specific instructions.

 

But they said the difference has little impact on the overall birth, which experts say can take up to 14 hours on average.

 

"There were no other findings to show that coaching or not coaching was advantageous or harmful," said lead author Dr. Steven Bloom, the interim head of obstetrics and gynecology at the Dallas-based university.

 

"Oftentimes, it's best for the patient to do what's more comfortable for her," he added.

 

Bloom and his team studied 320 first-time mothers who had simple pregnancies and did not receive epidural anesthesia.

 

About half were given specific instructions by certified nurse-midwives during the second stage of labor, when they were fully dilated. The rest were told to "do what comes naturally."

 

On average, coached mothers trimmed the final stage to 46 minutes compared to 59 minutes, according to the study sponsored by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development at the National Institutes of Health.

 

Women in both groups experienced about the same number of forceps use, Caesarean deliveries and skin tears, among other complications.

 

The results were published in the January issue of the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology.

 

Less clear was whether extra pushing encouraged by a coach could lead to bladder trouble.

 

In an earlier study, the researchers tested bladder function in 128 of the mothers three months later.

 

While such problems usually resolve on their own over time, women who had been coached had a smaller bladder capacity and felt the urge to urinate more often, they previously found.

 

Senior author Dr. Kenneth Leveno, a professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the school, said it was still not clear if the bladder problems could lead to long-term complications and more studies are needed.

 

"Whether or not these functional changes have long-term consequences, I'm not ready to say," he said in a statement. "We don't want to alarm patients about this."

 

Friday's finding that coaching "confers neither benefit nor harm might be pre-empted if it is confirmed that coaching has deleterious long-term effects," the study concluded.

 

…Well hey I’m so glad I went to all those friggin’ Lamaze classes!  So if my math is correct, I spent 2 hours every Wednesday for 9 weeks to save 14 minutes of labor – oh, and lets not forget the decreased bladder function.  My wife very much suffers from that problem now.  Just goes to show ya, fellas, that women will blame US for everything!

 

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On that note, here’s a song about delivery – um – not that kind, though…Jennifer Helane – podsafe music network.

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Well folks, another light mailbag this week – although organ enlargement was a hot topic for discussion (Man I hate SPAM).  Comments, questions, suggestions, cool music tips, those six winning lottery numbers, send ‘em all to SUBMIT AT 101 USES FOR BABY WIPES DOT COM.

 

I do have one little announcement.  I announced lat week that I’d put up the Toon Tests on their very own site and provided a link.  Well, you can now get there directly.  Go to www dot the toon test dot com.  Surprise!  I’ll be building that site up, you’ll always find the test from the previous week’s show right there to download and share with your kids – If they’ll let you have the iPod, that is.

 

Listener Mail:

Got a comment from Trey in Atlanta.  He enjoyed Allison Crowe’s version of ‘Silent Night’ from last week’s podcast, and said he really liked her sound.  He liked a song of hers he found on another podcast…wait…Trey…you listen to other podcasts?  I’m hurt…(just kidding, Trey).  He recommended a song of hers – but – lets just say it doesn’t work well in the daddycast format, but thanks for the suggestion, Trey!  Anyway I like her music myself, so here’s one for Trey in Atlanta, Allison Crowe, “Lisa’s Song”

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According to Allison’s website, this song was written to raise awareness for a young woman who has not been seen since 2002, when she disappeared.  Allison has a 6-song CD for sale on her website, allisoncrowe.com, to raise money to help find Lisa Marie Young.  So I’d like to ask you to visit the site…if you like her music, buy some and help find this young woman.

 

In the interview segment this week, I had a chance to catch up with my old riend from Taiwan, Matthew Brown, my investment guru.  He had some points to make about the stock market.  And, if you’ve made new years resolution to start a college fund for your kids, don’t worry about the stock market…Matthew has shown me the light…give a listen…

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OK, time to change the mood around here, what do you say?

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Use #36: DVD De-scratcher

Now that Christmas is over, and the holiday videos need to be recovered from piles of wrapping paper, empty boxes, half-opened gifts, and all that other debris left in the family room, lets just look at the shiny side of that ‘Rudolf the red-nosed neindeer’ DVD your kids watched 97 times and didn’t put back in the DVD case.

 

And what do you find?  Some sort of goo resembling hard candy that was maybe half-consumed, half-chewed, half-decomposed, stuck to that DVD.  So you try as you might to pull that stuff off the DVD so that maybe – just maybe – you can fit it back in the protective case…but its no use.  Its hopeless.

 

Fear not!  I have blazed the trail for you!  Here’s what you will need to do – and I speak from experience on this one, so trust me!

 

1)       Get the sticky stuff off the DVD (or CD or game disc, this method will work on all of ‘em) – use some hot running water to loosen the candy from the disc,

2)       Get 2 baby wipes; 1 dry (to lay the disc on, face down) and another one moist – not too wet.  Wring it out to be sure its not too wet,

3)       You’ll need a small dab of toothpaste – plain old toothpaste, not the whitening stuff or the rainbow-colored stuff or the organic chunky-style, just plain toothpaste.

 

So, once you’ve used the hot running tap water to get the sticky chunks off the disc, there are probably scratches left behind, making playing the video – or the game – or the music – whatever – difficult if not impossible.  So, with the disc still wet from rinsing under the tap,

 

4)       Take the dry wipes, lay it out flat, and place the disc face-down on it.  This will help keep it from sliding around on the counter.

5)       Take the wet baby wipe, get a very small dab of toothpaste on it, and rub the disc, from the inner part of the disc where the hole is, to the edge, in gentle strokes.  The key is to use the toothpaste like polishing compound, which is what it is after all, and to polish the scratches off the disc, but move from inner edge to outer edge…don’t go around the circumference – move in straight lines from the middle of the disc to the outer edge – trust me!

6)       Make sure the baby wipe stays wet, and that you don’t use too much toothpaste.  Keep the surface wet, and buff the disc surface gently to get rid of those deep scratches that will ruin a disc.

 

If you prefer, you can go buy a gizmo that will cost you around $30, and it will do basically the same thing…but it has a fancy hand crank.  This will do the job, you won’t have to leave the house, and you just might save that old holiday video that has now become the ONLY video your kids want to watch until JULY!

 

 

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Anybody wanna play the ToonTest?

[Cue ToonTest]

Answers: #3 – Buzz Lightyear, #2 -Dave The Barbarian, #1 - The Jetsons

You can find all the ToonTests at www dot the toon test dot com.  The answers are in the MP3 file, so your MP3 player will show you as you listen.  I won’t post the answers on the web site – NO CHEATING now!

 

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Thanks to Jennifer Helane, Allison Crowe, and Larry Seyer for that cool new music intro.  You can find their stuff and lots more good stuff at the PODSAFE MUSIC NETWORK – that’s music.podshow.com

 

My very special thanks to all of you, the listeners, for making this a really fun 2005 for me.  Its been a blast producing these shows, and getting all the feedback and comments.  I’ve had a blast, and I’ve learned a lot.  So I raise my glass to you…

[Clink the glasses]

 

A toast, to my faithful daddy castaways  – to you, and your families, best wishes for a happy and healthy 2006!

 

And now I’d like to join Gifford, Negus and Houston, and their party already in progress.  These three guys know how to party.  A new year show would not be complete with some swacked guys singing.

[Cue Song #2 Drunken Scots Mix – “Auld Lang Syne”]