Episode 129 Notes

 

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Banter: Hello everybody and welcome to the over-exposed, slightly offended, culture-shock Daddycast!

 

Confused?  You won’t be…here’s the deal.  We went, the three of us, to one of those big-box mega electronic stores (to return something, actually).  But while we were there, of course, we could hear every single TV, radio, boombox, anything that makes noise all squawking at once in this cavern of a store.  I hope the employees get free Tylenol – the din was excruciating.  And what should we hear as we walk by the Satelite radio display on the way to the customer service desk?  They had a live demo of their satellite radio system going at about 110 decibels, and it was tuned to a hip-hop station which was quite explicit…F-this and mother-F-that…so of course my son started singing the song he just heard!

 

Figures.  He is only 5, so he’s still in record mode, picking up on anything he hears, and repeating it to see if he gets a reaction.  Well you betcha he got a reaction…my wife was absolutely horrified that my son would hear this stuff in a public place like this store – dare I say the store’s name – yes, I dare  – BEST BUY – and then start signing away as if it was A-OK.  I was reminded of a story that Paul of the Sippycups told me about his son, who started singing that Ramones song “Let’s Get Sedated” at school – and got in trouble.  They changed the lyrics for their stage performances to “Let’s Get Elated”.  I could just imagine what kind of trouble my son would get into if he started signing this garbage at school.  I’m thinking here comes trip number TWO to the principal’s office.

 

We made an effort to explain to the manager why we thought this was a BAD IDEA to have this stuff on full-blast, but the ‘manager’ didn’t look like he’d gone to the senior prom just yet, so we had little faith that anything would change.  They did turn the radio down and change the station, the guy was nice enough and apologetic…but just to see if he really meant what he said, we disappeared to the bookstore next door, and came back a few minutes later, and presto!  The foul lyrics had returned.  Not only that, but on the VIDEO WALL was an R-rated sex scene in full cinematic action.  Yeah, that instills faith in customer service right there!

 

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Headlines: Cocaine For “Sharing Time”, Kids Build Soybean-Fueled Race Car, Steroids Flip The Angry Switch In Teens, Helping ADHD Kids Make New Friends, and more, after this…

 

 

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News:

NBC10 News in Philadelphia

Bags Of Cocaine Brought To Class By Second-Grader

Some Children Taste White Substance

Police have confirmed that a white substance found in 18 bags brought to a southwest Philadelphia school by a 7-year-old girl is cocaine.

 

Patterson Elementary School officials said that plastic bags of cocaine were found inside a second-grade classroom and that some of the students ate the drugs.

 

Parents want to know if school officials are handling the situation properly.

 

At least one child ingested some of the drugs and another child was taken to a hospital late Tuesday afternoon to be checked out.

 

"I was upset because they didn't call me and tell me what was going on," said Shinette Brown, a parent of one of the students affected.

 

"My daughter is scared to come to school," said Catalina Starling, a mother of one of the students in the classroom.

 

Both parents said that the drugs were passed around the classroom.

 

"I ate it. I asked, 'What is it?' I spit it out and I was like, 'What is it?'" said Shaniya Brown, 7.

 

"I took her to the hospital because she said when they were in there, when she took it, she started shaking and she couldn't stop shaking," a student's mother said.

 

Starling's daughter, Tracey, said that she passed up the bag given to her by a classmate.

 

"She said that she got it from the girl ... and then she stuck one in my book bag," Tracey Starling said.

 

Parents told NBC 10 News that officials at the school had some of the second-graders write out incident statements about what happened without their parents present .

 

"They know me at the school, that's why I don't understand why they even took a statement without my knowledge," Catalina Starling said.

 

Late Tuesday, school officials sent letters home to parents telling them that pink bags with a powder-like statement from a student and that police were notified. However, Police Commissioner Sylvester Johnson said that his department was not notified until 9:30 a.m. Tuesday.

 

School officials have not made an official statement, but told NBC 10 News that they are working on a timeline on how events transpired.

 

Parents told NBC 10 News that they want to know why an ambulance was not called to the school when the children ate the powder.

 

…Good question, parents!  Why WOULDN’T they at least call the EMTs – who knows, the powder could’ve been RAT POISON!  I only have this one story to judge, but it sounds like the school administrators were more concerned with covering their own butts than protecting the kids.  Having second graders write out statements?  Huh?  Why?

 

But Wait – There’s more…

 


Update to Cocaine Story…

PHILADELPHIA -- Philadelphia School Superintendent Paul Vallas took the offensive Wednesday after a second-grader brought 12 packets of crack cocaine into a southwest Philadelphia classroom.

 

On Monday, a 7-year-old child at Patterson Elementary School started passing around 18 packets of a white powdery substance. Police later determined that 12 of those packets contained cocaine. At least one child ate some of the powder.

 

"She doesn't know where they came from," said the grandmother of the child who passed out the packets.

 

NBC 10 News is not identifying the name of the child involved or her grandmother.

 

After a search warrant was served on the grandmother's southwest Philadelphia home Tuesday night, the grandmother defended the second-grader.

 

"I took her to school Monday morning. I checked the book bag, as I do every morning. There was nothing in her book bag," the grandmother said.

 

In Center City Wednesday, Vallas said that the staff at Patterson Elementary School handled the situation properly.

 

But the family of 7-year-old Shiniya Brown told NBC 10 News that the school dropped the ball. They said they were never called after the girl ingested some of the powdered cocaine.

 

"They never called me. They never said anything about anything," said Shinetta Brown, Shiniya's mother.

 

Vallas insisted that the parents were called around 3:10 p.m. on the day the drugs were found.

 

Catalina Starling, the mother of 7-year-old Tracey Starling, was also upset Tuesday. She said that Tracey was questioned and had to write an incident report without her mother present.

 

"They know me at the school, that's why I don't understand why they even took a statement without my knowledge," Catalina Starling said.

 

"The second graders are supposed to verbally explain what happened and they are supposed to write out what happened. The question that parents should be asking, what the entire community should be asking, is how a second grader gets access to 12 bags of drugs," Vallas said.

 

Nobody has been arrested. The case is still under investigation. None of the children appeared to be injured in the incident.

 

…Thank the maker nobody was hurt.  The school got very lucky.  And yes, the parents should be asking how a second-grader got the drugs!  But asking second graders to write STATEMENTS – what was the point in THAT?

 

Something smells, here.  The grandmother says she checked the backpack.  Well, did the grandma take the kid directly to school?  Where’s mom and dad?  Working?  Selling drugs?  I mean I’m certainly no expert in the drug market, but 12 bags of cocaine sounds like a huge amount with a potentially HIGH street value…where did it come from?  Gonna need to follow this one…


Kids Build Soybean-Fueled Car

The star at last week's Philadelphia Auto Show wasn't a sports car or an economy car. It was a sports-economy car — one that combines performance and practicality under one hood.

The car that buyers have been waiting decades comes from an unexpected source and runs on soybean bio-diesel fuel to boot.

A car that can go from zero to 60 in four seconds and get more than 50 miles to the gallon would be enough to pique any driver's interest. So who do we have to thank for it. Ford? GM?
Toyota? No — just Victor, David, Cheeseborough, Bruce, and Kosi, five kids from the auto shop program at West Philadelphia High School

The five kids, along with a handful of schoolmates, built the soybean-fueled car as an after-school project. It took them more than a year — rummaging for parts, configuring wires and learning as they went. As teacher Simon Hauger notes, these kids weren't exactly the cream of the academic crop.

"We have a number of high school dropouts," he says. "We have a number that have been removed for disciplinary reasons and they end up with us."

One of the Fab Five, Kosi Harmon, was in a gang at his old school — and he was a terrible student. The car project has changed all that.

"I was just getting by with the skin of my teeth, C's and D's," he says. "I came here, and now I'm a straight-A student."

To Hauger, the soybean-powered car shows what kids — any kids — can do when they get the chance.

"If you give kids that have been stereotyped as not being able to do anything an opportunity to do something great, they'll step up," he says.

Stepping up is something the big automakers have yet to do. They're still in the early stages of marketing hybrid cars while playing catch-up to the Bad News Bears of auto shop.

"We made this work," says Hauger. "We're not geniuses. So why aren't they doing it?"

Kosi thinks he knows why. The answer, he says, is the big oil companies.

"They're making billions upon billions of dollars," he says. "And when this car sells, that'll go down — to low billions upon billions."

 

…Good job!  Now these kids need to form a corporation, patent all the ‘trade secrets’ they developed in this car and give the automakers a run for their money!  This car sounds like a win-win; runs on biodiesel, sporty, gets 50 miles per gallon, the exhaust smells like French fries, what’s not to love?  I’d buy one.  Just one problem: keeping the GOVERNMENT out of the way.  Here in California, there are so many rules and regulations about the use of biodiesel, it virtually prevents its use, except for farm equipment.

 

Still, it sounds like one big achievement for these kids and their teacher.  So kudos to them all, and just give me a call when you have your first public offering, OK?

 


Anabolic Steroids Flip the Adolescent Brain’s Switch for Aggressive Behavior (This is gonna get deep!)

Newswise — Anabolic steroids not only make teens more aggressive, but may keep them that way into young adulthood. The effect ultimately wears off but there may be other, lasting consequences for the developing brain. These findings, published in February’s Behavioral Neuroscience, also showed that aggression rose and fell in synch with neurotransmitter levels in the brain’s aggression control region. Behavioral Neuroscience is published by the American Psychological Association (APA).

 

Neuroscientists are deeply concerned about rising adolescent abuse of anabolic-androgenic steroids (AASs), given the National Institute on Drug Abuse’s estimate that nearly half a million eighth- and 10th-grade students abuse AASs each year. Not only do steroids set kids up for heavier use of steroids and other drugs later in life, but long-term users can suffer from mood swings, hallucinations and paranoia; liver damage; high blood pressure; as well as increased risk of heart disease, stroke and some types of cancer. Withdrawal often brings depression, and recent research suggests that some AASs may even be habit-forming.

 

Overseen by Richard Melloni Jr., PhD, of Northeastern University in Boston, the current study of 76 adolescent hamsters compared how individual hamsters behaved when another hamster was put into their cages. Normally mild-mannered hamsters still defend their turf, learning aggression during puberty by play-fighting, much like humans. Their roughhousing normally includes wrestling and nibbling – pretty tame stuff.

 

However, hamsters injected with commonly used steroids (suspended in oil) became extremely aggressive. Even after the drug was withdrawn, the newly vicious hamsters attacked, bit and chased the intruders. In fact, their aggressiveness measured ten times greater than that of control hamsters injected with oil only. Their full-blown aggression – clearly drug-induced -- lasted for nearly two weeks of withdrawal, the equivalent of half their adolescence. Eventually, the aggressiveness subsided; by three weeks of withdrawal, all the hamsters greeted intruders with normal, playful defensiveness.

 

Autopsy revealed that the outward aggressiveness correlated with inner changes in the brain. When the drugged hamsters were hostile hosts, a part of their brains called the anterior hypothalamus pumped out more of a neurotransmitter called vasopressin. By three weeks of withdrawal, vasopressin levels subsided in parallel with the aggressive behavior. The anterior hypothalamus regulates aggression and social behavior. Thus, vasopressin – already known to stimulate that area – appears to fuel the engine of aggression. And, says Melloni, “Steroids step on the gas for agression.”

 

Thus, the neuroscientists conclude that the aggressiveness triggered by anabolic steroids, although reversible, may last long enough to create serious behavioral problems for adults. Because this part of the rodent and human nervous systems are similar, researchers generalize their findings to humans. As a result, Melloni and his colleagues speculate that anabolic steroids can dramatically shorten teenage fuses (not known for length under the best of circumstances) and make young people “pop off” for years, a danger to themselves and to others.

 

Melloni and others researchers also are concerned that drug use during a critical window in brain development can change their wiring for good. He says, “Because the developing brain is more adaptable and pliable, steroids could change the trajectory if administered during development.” His lab is releasing other new findings, as yet unpublished, that the serotonin system – implicated in depression – may never recover.

 

“If you hit the right areas of the brain at the right time, you make permanent changes,” Melloni concludes from the converging evidence. He hopes that adolescents don’t take the ultimate recovery of the vasopressin system to mean it’s OK to use the drugs. “It’s our hope that people considering the use of these drugs weigh the long-term health risks and the serious potential for aggression and violence. Muscle mass and medals aren’t worth the risk of hurting someone or landing in jail.”

 

Finally, researchers such as Melloni hope these new insights can lead to treatments for aggressive behavior, with or without steroid abuse. “Linking aggression to fluctuations in vasopressin makes it an important neurotransmitter to target for pharmacotherapy,” he says.

 

Note: Vasopressin, when released by the pituitary gland into the blood, is also known as anti-diuretic hormone (ADH). The same molecule that regulates aggression and social behavior when released in the brain also regulates the body’s water balance when released into the bloodstream.

 

…Hamsters?  We’re talkin’ hamsters here?!  Ummm…hello?  How ‘bout a CLINICAL TRIAL before making the big leap?  You’re gonna have a tough sell with teenagers if your evidence is based on tests with hamsters!  I’m not saying the research isn’t valid…but c’mon!  Steroid’s flip adolescent HAMSTER switches…over-hyped headline I think…


Helping ADHD Kids Make Friends

Newswise — Children with ADHD tend to have problems making friends because of symptoms such as inattention, hyperactivity, aggression or difficulties controlling their emotions. Univeristy of Alabama-Birmingham psychologist Sylvie Mrug, Ph.D., said parents can take the following steps to help socialize their children. “Find structured peer activities that emphasize cooperation rather than competitiveness in areas the child enjoys, such as the scouts, sports teams that aren’t too competitive or art classes. Make the adult leader aware if the child needs frequent redirections or coaching. Organize play dates, but invite just one child over and provide structured activities. Also, discuss and role-play basic social skills such as conversations, making invitations over the phone or conflict resolution.”

 

…All good advice, but let’s face a cruel reality, shall we?  Kids are going to have to compete – at some point in their lives – for entry into College, jobs, raises…is it really a good idea to keep kids with ADHD isolated from compettion, or is it better to TEACH them how to handle their emotions while engaged in that competitive activity.  I’m asking – seriously!  My son is VERY competitive, even with me.  Everything is a race, or a challenge, or a battle, etc.  So maybe my 5-yr-old is too competitive – I can’t say.  I don’t have a frame of reference.  His Kindergarten teacher says he’s doing fine, comparatively speaking, so I’m OK with that.  She sees him in a social setting with kids his own age far more hours a week than I do.

 

Study: Teen girls drinking more soda

BETHESDA, MD Feb. 25 -- Milk consumption is declining, while soda and fruit drinks are increasing in popularity among adolescent girls, according to a study conducted by researchers at the National Heart, Lung and Blood Institute in Bethesda, Maryland. In a study of 2,371 girls ages nine through 19, researchers found that milk consumption decreased by over 25% during the course of the study while soda intake, on average, nearly tripled, becoming the number one beverage consumed by older girls. According to study authors, sodas lack nutritional value and are replacing beverages such as milk, which is an important source of the calcium needed for good bone health. Also, girls who consumed the most soda tended to be heavier than girls with lower soda intake. The authors suggest that public health efforts are needed to aid adolescents in choosing healthier beverages to help avoid calcium deficiencies and weight gain. This study was published in the February issue of The Journal of Pediatrics.

 

…How about packaging milk so it can be dispensed at a vending machine along with coke and pepsi?  This might be more of a sales and marketing issue.  More sodas yielding heavier kids?  Did they do studies about DIET sodas?  My wife is hooked on these ‘Jamba Juice’ drinks…y’know, smoothies served in a trendy storefront for Starbuck’s coffee prices?  More data, please…

 

Girls 1; Abercrombie 0

Sometimes, we have to rely on the teens to act like grown-ups. A group of Pennsylvania girls, fed up with Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirts with demeaning slogans, staged a "girlcott" last fall, asking girls around the country not to wear shirts with sayings such as "Who needs brains when you have these," or "I had a nightmare I was a brunette." In a shining example of girl power, Abercrombie agreed to stop selling the T-shirts.

 

The girls, members of a group called the Allegheny County Girls as Grantmakers, even got a chance to meet with the retailer so they could pitch their own T-shirt designs to company executives and managers.

 

Now Abercrombie has released a new line of T-shirts with encouraging slogans, like "Brunettes have brains" and "Blonde with a brain." While the shirts are not what the girls pitched, they are a victory, grantmakers say.

 

"It's a major, major accomplishment," one 16-year-old told the St. Petersburg Times.

 

And perhaps it is, for a company that courts controvery in its quest to stay cool among the young and super-hip. Abercrombie once pulled a line of T-shirts in 2002 after Asian American groups protested they reinforce negative stereotypes, and recalled a racy catalogue in 2003 that bordered on pornography.

 

…So was this a marketing ploy or were these girls really incensed enough to make a difference?  If this is a legit story, I say, you go, GIRLS!  Way to make a difference!  I hope that they’ll post a web site with their t-shirt ideas, ‘cause frankly, the ones listed in this article that Abercrombie & Fitch added…they umm…suck.
Study: Children's TV Studded With Dark Acts

By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television Writer

 

Children's television is studded with violence, much of it darker and more realistic than when Road Runner dropped an anvil on Wile E. Coyote's head, a watchdog group reported on Thursday.

 

The Parents Television Council analyzed 444 hours of kids' daytime programs last summer and detailed 2,794 violent incidents, even after sifting out 'cartoony' moments. That's 6.3 incidents an hour - more than the PTC found in prime time aimed at adults during a 2002 study.

 

Programs like 'Teen Titans' on the Cartoon Network and ABC Family Channel's 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' often feature intense fights with swords, guns and lasers, the group said.

 

It detailed a scene on Fox's 'Shaman King' where two characters have a lengthy sword fight. One character is knocked out by a blow to the head, and his opponent reaches into the chest of his screaming rival and pulls out his 'soul,' leaving him dead.

 

There's nothing wrong with fanciful, fantasy violence, said Brent Bozell, PTC founder. 'I grew up with `Tom and Jerry' and I think I'm OK,' he said.

 

'Popeye beat up Bluto and you cheered,' he said. 'That was perfectly fine. Now the protagonists will be caught in dark, powerful, oftentimes scary scenarios where there is hard violence.'

 

Violent cartoons can increase children's anxiety, desensitize them or lead them to believe that violence is more prevalent - and acceptable - in real life than it really is, said Dr. Michael Rich, director of the Center of Media and Children's Health at Harvard University's medical school.

 

Children under age 8 are cognitively unable to distinguish between real and fantasy violence, he said. Rich studied reactions to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and found children much less upset than their parents, perhaps because they couldn't distinguish it from what they saw on TV regularly, said Rich, who endorsed the study.

 

'They will tell you it's only make-believe,' he said. 'The responses they have to it are exactly the same as the real-life information.'

 

The PTC cited the Cartoon Network as having the most violent incidents. The watchdog group also criticized the ABC Family Channel while praising the Disney Channel as the least violent network; both are owned by the Walt Disney Co.

 

Fox and NBC, with more live-action children's shows, scored low on the violence meter.

 

The Cartoon Network, in a statement, said that 'we are confident that our standards and practices policies ensure that the programming on our air is age-appropriate. All of our shows undergo several reviews throughout the production process to make sure they are suitable for their intended viewers.'

 

The watchdog group also criticized networks for coarsening the dialogue with potty humor and mean-spirited name-calling. There's also been a trend toward mimicking movies in including double-entendres so shows will appeal to both children and adults, their report said.

 

Rich said he didn't expect critical reports like this to change the industry's habits. Only if parents become more aware and reject violent shows will the industry listen, he said.

 

'This should be the age of utter innocence for a child,' Bozell said. 'Hollywood should do anything within its power to protect that innocence.'

 


Mich. Kids Urged to Kick the TV Habit

By JOHN FLESHER, Associated Press Writer

 

Principal Mike Smajda was horrified to learn that one of his first-grade pupils at Lemmer Elementary School had watched 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

 

Not long afterward, the boy was playing in a leaf pile with a girl when he suddenly began kicking her in the head. Another boy joined in.

 

'They felt it was part of the game,' Smajda said. 'They both kicked her until her head was bleeding and she had to go to the hospital.'

 

Smajda can't prove the R-rated slasher movie provoked the child. But the November 2004 incident reinforced his commitment to an anti-violence program getting under way at his school.

 

It challenged students to do without TV and all other screen entertainment for 10 days, then limit themselves to just seven hours a week. The district's other schools joined in over the next year.

 

Administrators and teachers say short-term results were striking: less aggressive behavior and, in some cases, better standardized test scores.

 

Officials in the Delta-Schoolcraft Intermediate School District in Michigan's rural Upper Peninsula are so enthusiastic about the program they sponsored a national conference last spring and plan another for April.

 

Designed by child health specialists at Stanford University, the program was intended for third- and fourth-graders, but Delta-Schoolcraft tailored it for kindergarten through eighth grade.

 

'I don't know of any other school district that has gone as far with this,' said Lt. Col. David Grossman, a former West Point psychology professor and youth violence expert who introduced the program, called Student Media Awareness to Reduce Television.

 

More than 1,000 studies have established a connection between violent entertainment and youthful aggression, but other factors such as family breakdown and peer influence might share the blame, the American Academy of Pediatrics has said.

 

The Stanford researchers wanted to determine whether significant cutbacks in television and video would make children less prone to violence. A trial run of their program in San Jose, Calif., had promising results, they said.

 

'I can't speculate on every individual violent act, but we do know that exposure to violent content does cause more aggressive behavior overall and that reducing screen time does reduce aggression overall,' research team leader Dr. Thomas Robinson told The Associated Press by e-mail.

 

Smajda announced the TV turnoff during an assembly at Lemmer Elementary in Escanaba, a Lake Michigan shoreline town of 13,000 where lounging in front of the tube rivals snowmobiling and ice fishing as means of coping with long, bitter winters.

 

'Oh my lord, I thought they were going to chase me out of the gym,' he said, recalling the boos and hisses. Still, about 90 percent of the 400-plus students took part to some extent.

 

'It was so boring, it was miserable,' said 9-year-old Sydney Hardin, who nevertheless stuck with the program - as did sisters Sara, 13, and Emily, 5.

 

They found other things to do: reading, playing outside with friends, riding bikes. As other schools got involved, the community pitched in. The YMCA offered free temporary memberships; the city library organized card games and knitting classes.

 

At Rhonda Walker's home, TV screens went dark and video games with even mild violence were outlawed for her sons, ages 6 and 10. Since then, the older boy's reading has improved and the family does more things together.

 

'We just played 'Clue' for an hour last night because they want to spend time with me,' Walker said.

 

Observers charted aggressive playground incidents - shoving, hitting, obscene gestures, name calling - at eight elementary schools immediately before and after the program. The totals dropped at every school but one. Overall average decline: 52 percent.

 

The district also compared scores of fourth-graders who took standardized tests during the turnoff in January 2005 with scores of fourth-graders tested before the turnoff. Math and writing scores made double-digit leaps.

 

'Even more positive results than we'd hoped for,' said Kristine Paulsen, the district's general education director.

 

But will they last? Robinson, the Stanford researcher, is studying his program's long-term effects in California but hasn't reported results.

 

Smajda plans to continue the program at his school, but says its success will depend more on what happens at home.

 

'We're trying to educate parents to monitor what their kids are watching,' he said. 'Many of them don't have a clue.'


Parents Pivotal in Keeping Teens Away From Drugs, Reveals New Data

Drug, Alcohol, Cigarette Use, and Sexual Activity Prevalent in U.S. High Schools; ONDCP and Prevention Organizations Partner to Support Parents WASHINGTON - PRNewswire - Feb. 28

 

WASHINGTON, Feb. 28 /PRNewswire/ -- Parents are a powerful influence in keeping their teens off of drugs and other risky behaviors, such as underage drinking, cigarette use, and sexual activity. And according to new data, the majority of teens say the greatest risk in using marijuana is upsetting their parents (69%), followed by losing the respect of friends and family (67.2%). To better help parents prevent all types of risk-taking among teens, the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP), and health and prevention leaders have partnered to raise awareness about the consequences of risky behaviors among teens, including drug use, drinking, smoking, and sexual activity.

 

Compared to a generation ago, most of today's teens are thriving. Drug, alcohol, tobacco, and teen pregnancy rates are all down. But recent surveys show that among the Nation's 12-17-year-olds, each day 3,430 try marijuana for the first time; 7,500 try alcohol; 3,900 try cigarettes; and one in five teenage girls has at least one birth by age 20. In a typical high school class in America today, the number of students engaging in risky behaviors is staggering: seven out of 30 kids are using drugs; 13 drink alcohol; six smoke cigarettes; and 10 are sexually active. Indeed, new data also shows that more than four in 10 adolescents have been offered drugs, and about one in four have been offered drugs at school.

 

Research shows that teens who have a positive relationship with their parents are less likely to engage in risky behaviors:

 

     -- Positive relationships or connectedness between parents and

        adolescents is linked to avoidance or lower use of alcohol, tobacco,

        and illicit drugs;

     -- Adolescents who have high-quality relationships with their parents are

        less likely to initiate sex or be sexually active;

     -- Teens whose parents use a "balanced" parenting style -- are warm, and

        involved, firm in setting limits, and show respect for their teen --

        do better in school, report less depression, and anxiety, have higher

        self-esteem and self-reliance, and are less likely to engage in all

        types of risky or problem behavior, including drug and alcohol use,

        sex, or violence.

 

"We're here to tell parents they are not alone. Research tells us there are some straightforward steps parents can take not only to help prevent drug use, but to reduce risk-taking across-the-board," said John Walters, Director of National Drug Control Policy. "We think parents and caregivers will find the information on how to monitor their kids practical and useful in their everyday lives."

 

More info at http://www.mediacampaign.org .

 

…See…parents DO make a difference.  Makes no sense to say to yourself, “hey, why bother – they don’t listen to me”.  WRONG!  Your kids DO listen to you and this shows it.  There’s still a long way to go, with one in three kids sexually active in High School..scary stats, here.  This is where building trust with your kids is so important.  Takes work, and I’m already finding that out with a 5-yr-old!

 

A friend of mine told me a story about his  grown daughter, she’s 25 – and he still has to step in and ‘be the parent’ sometimes.  It’s a lifetime commitment, people.
'Virtual' Visits Pushed in Several States

By ANN SANNER, Associated Press Writer

 

Divorce put David List and his 2-year-old daughter on opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean, and he worried that she would soon forget him.

 

She hasn't, though. List's divorce agreement guaranteed him 'virtual visitation' - the chance to talk with his daughter through an Internet video connection - and he and Ruby Rose, now 5, usually connect at least twice a week. The chats sustain them in between their in-person visits, which come only a few times a year.

 

'When she gets off the plane, I know what she had for dinner last night,' said List, 49, of Santa Cruz, Calif. 'She'll run right up to me and jump in my arms because I know exactly what she's all about.'

 

Advocates of virtual visitation want states to spell out in their laws that judges can make it part of a divorce agreement.

 

The benefits go beyond helping parents and children stay close, supporters argue. They say noncustodial parents are more likely to pay child support regularly if they can stay in touch, and electronic visits can help keep children from getting caught up in fights when bickering exes meet in person.

 

Utah made virtual visitation an official option in 2004, and similar legislation awaits the governor's signature in Wisconsin. Illinois, Missouri and Virginia lawmakers have introduced proposals, too.

 

'A telephone can only go so far,' said Republican state Rep. Ruth Munson of Illinois.

 

The idea has its critics, though, who fear judges might use the option of virtual visitation as justification for ordering fewer real visits with children or letting one parent move away with the children.

 

'Real parents need real time. Real kids need real time,' said David L. Levy, director of the Children's Rights Council.

 

'It can be a wonderful accessory, but the danger is that it will be used as a substitute for real visitation.'

 

Virtual visitation agreements can cover things as mundane as telephone calls, e-mail and instant messages, but the focus is on video connections. With the technology becoming more commonplace and affordable, divorce lawyers say more parents are using it, often without any formal court agreement.

 

But many lawyers and judges are still unaware of it.

 

'I think that it is an evolution and, unfortunately, a lot of older attorneys aren't even aware that it is an option,' said Cheryl Hepfer, president of the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers and a Rockville, Md., attorney.

 

Hepfer said she has seen cases where virtual visitation helped keep the peace between exes because seeing the child's face eased the absent parent's fear that the child was being manipulated or monitored. She also called it 'common sense' that parents using virtual visitation would be more willing to pay child support.

 

'In my experience, I have found that parents who feel connected to their children are much more invested and much more gracious,' Hepfer said.

 

While most judges already can authorize virtual visitation, they hesitate to order it because it's not addressed in the laws, experts said. Lawyers can be reluctant to fight for it for the same reason.

 

'Lawyers have tried. It's very hard,' said Jeffrey Leving, a divorce lawyer in Chicago who specializes in fathers' rights cases.

 

Utah passed its law partly because of efforts by divorced dad Michael Gough, who fought in the courts to obtain virtual visitation rights after his daughter moved to Wisconsin.

 

For the last two years, he and Saige, now 6, have used Webcams to talk.

 

'I saw her first loose tooth. I saw her haircut, new outfits - things you want to see on a daily basis but you can't in person because you're a divorced parent,' Gough said.

 

His divorce attorney, Joyce Maughan, said Utah lawyers are now more likely to suggest virtual visitation, simply 'because their lawyers are more aware of it.'

 

Gough moved to Wisconsin in 2004 to be closer to Saige, and he brought the virtual visitation idea with him. Lawmakers there unanimously approved the legislation last month, said Rep. Robin Vos, a bill co-sponsor.

 

'This is one way that helps make sure that technology keeps up with the needs of parents who need to stay in contact with their children,' said Vos, a Republican.

 

Gough, 42, said he is working to get other states to pass similar laws and has launched a Web site, http://www.InternetVisitation.org, to spread the word.

 

…I dunno about this one.  I mean I think its great that the technology helps bridge the gap between broken families, but I worry about the courts using this as a crutch and not a real solution.  www.sharedparentingworks.org is a great starting point for working out a ‘parenting plan’ with your ex before the court does it for you.  Just because the marriage ends doesn’t mean you’re not a parent anymore.

 

 

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Listener Mail:  Wow nearly an empty mailbag this week…is spring break already here?  Comments, suggestions, empty praise or heavy criticism, please send to SUBMIT at 101 uses for baby wipes dot com.

 

Teri, the Feminist for fathers, checked in with this little news item;

 

When I first introduced you to Karl Hindle in September he was frantically searching for his missing daughter Emily. Emily has been found, and Karl has been enjoying unsupervized reunification visits with her, but this story doesn't have a happy ending yet. Karl continues to deal with false allegations of abuse, he doesn't have custody of Emily yet, and the people (and government agencies) who kept his daughter from him have not been punished.

 

Now I noticed Karl put a pushpin in my frappr map back in December, with a shout-out about searching for his daughter in the USA…so it was very cool to hear that he’s been reunited with her.  But the story is far from over.  Please check out Teri’s blog at feminist4fathers dot blogspot dot com to get the full report.  And Karl, if you’re still listening, please send me an e-mail, I’d love to have you as a guest on the show to share with other dads out there just what you’ve been through.

 

I need to check with Teri and get her take on this webcam visitation article, too.

 

Chris from the Financial Aid Podcast sent over the promo I played.  So go register and try to win one of those cool prizes!

 

Greg wrote in asking what gods I ticked off, with the power outage last week and the server being down.  Yeah, just comes in threes I guess.  First, no power, next – no server, then no time to get the show recorded and uploaded.  Sorry guys, I was not PODFADING – just couldn’t get the show done without some serious 110VAC, y’know?

 

One weird thing I should mention…the daddycast was featured on the Yahoo podcast page, and in fact the show was a staff pick for about 2 weeks last month.  Then, mysteriously, the show wasn’t there anymore.  Yahoo had to pull it, since their search function returned some snide error message, “Hmm…we don’t find any shows with 101 uses for baby wipes”  but here are some episodes.  Of course the episodes listed are other podcasts that’ve played my promo or mentioned this show on their website – but this show was a big fat black hole!  Why was this such a big deal?  Yahoo podcasts is how I tell my mom to go listen to the show – go to yahoo podcasts, and search for “101 uses” and click on listen.  So when the show disappeared, I lost my #1 fan!  Well, all of a sudden, its back on their listings again!  Go figure.

 

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Its nice to have a barber as a personal friend, especially when my kid is so out-of-control in a hair salon – er – barber shop – er – whatever – that he just will not hold still long enough to get one lock of hair cut, let alone the whole head.

 

So my friend Mark comes in on a Sunday, and opens up the shop, just to cut my family’s hair, which is really appreciated.  God help me if I miss the appointment, though!  The reason Evan, my son, won’t hold still is the fact that hair salons – er – barber shops – whatever – make him twitch with itchy anticipation.  The cut hairs that make their way down his back or inside his shirt collar just freak him out.  He’s incredibly ticklish (like my wife – which can be fun at times) so he goes into this psychosomatic twitchy dance whenever we go to the salon – er – shop – to get trimmed up.

 

I mean, just put that apron around his neck and he’s jumping around like the chair he’s sitting in is electrified!  And since my son is very picky about his hair (he says he already has a girlfriend) we can’t have him so out of control that Mark the barber could slip and accidently Mohawk my little boy’s coiff!

 

Solution: Baby Wipes of course!  See, if you wipe down his neck before the haircut, and then occasionally during the session, he doesn’t get all twitchy and itchy, ‘cause it doesn’t itch.  Pychosomatic?  Don’t care.  I don’t want my son to be folically challenged like his old man because of some slip of the grooming shears!

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Here Comes The Toontest!

 

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ToonTest Answers: #3 – Dastardly & Mutley, #2 – Dragon Ball Z, #1 – Yugi-Oh DX

 

Now all of these cartoons are rated TV-Y7, but Dragon Ball Z and Yugi-Oh are just too over the top for me to let my son watch ‘em.  Dastardly & Mutley goes back a long way…it was a spin-off of the old ‘wacky races’ cartoon series, and that was the voice of the late great Paul Winchell you heard in that Toontest.  Anime is really taking over children’s television.  In Japan these cartoons are targeted at adults…I’m not sure they translate well for kids to see – just my opinion.

 

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